“I admit, we Ziraxians have always loved sparklies, but you humans have it made. We have nothing like T-shirts on our planet. And just before we were about to invade Earth, about the time I was testing my abduct-o-tron, we discovered your T-shirts. It changed everything! Actually, it sort of did. What really changed everything was that we had a mutiny, and Jax was punching someone instead of piloting the ship. Anyway, I'm here to tell you about my new invention, The Affiliator!”
The Affiliator gives you CASH and FREE Stuff!
All you have to do is tell people about Ziraxia. But in order for The Affiliator to work, you have to use a special banner or link. For details about what you get, see the starboard side of the page (look to your right, landlubber).
If you were logged in, I'd show you the Affiliator banners I built special for you.
If you were logged in, I'd give you a a custom link to put in your blog or sig line. Since you're not, here's what it would look like if you were. My name is Larill on the site, and if I wanted to link someone to the main page, I'd link them to:
http://www.ziraxia.com/?affiliate=larillEasy, right?
Now, the Affiliator only recognizes unique visitors, so there's no point in clicking it a nirkload of times. It won't help, it'll just make your mouse-finger tired.
100 Zips = 1 Zap, and 17 Zaps gets you a T-shirt! (You can even spend your Zips and Zaps on custom screen-printing, if you so choose.)
Also please see Terms of Use, Section 16: Affiliates
