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Broken Vistas

If you had to uninstall Vista and "downgrade" back to XP, you owe it to yourself and your pals to wear this T-shirt. Microsoft's attitude is that it's not "if" you'll "upgrade," but "when." How much BS are you going to allow Microsoft to cram down your throat? Are you going to take it? Are you a Microsoft apologist? It's time to vote with your wallet, folks. Did Dan Tynan of PC World call...read more.

Gamer Love

You're one of the lucky gamers who has a significant other that doesn't require a patch kit after a hard night of fun. You do everything for each other, including things we just don't want to hear about. But is it really love? Just how far would you go for the Special Someone in your life? Would you go ALL the way?

Lord of the Matrix

Elrond, Lord of Rivendell... is really an early version of the program Agent Smith, back in one of the earlier versions of the Matrix!

Securi-T

Ever gone somewhere knowing, just -knowing-, that you were going to get utterly hosed? The Captain, First Officer, Doctor, Chief Engineer, and the Helmsman are all heading down to some strange world... with you. Guess who's not coming back? So you might as well resign yourself to it. Show everyone that you know you're going to die some gruesome, horrible, mangled death at the claws and...read more.

Tragic Understanding

It's not that you're evil, right? It's not that your alignment is decidedly non-good. It's just that, well... people seem to -know- it. That's the only real problem.

‟I have an 18 Charisma!”

‟Hey, cutie. What's your alignment?”

‟I'll be gaming until I fail my Save vs. Wife.”

‟I'm good at Evil.”

‟I am a ninja. Stop staring at me or I will have to kill you.”

‟Do you get something more on an IQ test than drool?”

‟The Earth is not enough! There must also be green cheese!”

‟My uniform has no face-concealing helmet. (Someday, I hope to be a Trusted Lieutenant.)”

‟Silent, but deadly.”

‟Save the animals? Save ME!”

‟CHICK MAGNET”

‟Meat Is Murder. Let's go murder a deer.”

‟Hunting with rocket launchers may not get much meat, but it's a lot more fun!”

‟Buddha would use a laser pistol.”

‟Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”

‟Obambi for President! Hope for Change.”

‟Thunderous silence. Military intelligence. Liberal Republican. See a pattern?”

‟Sweet”

‟BITTER”

‟DNA Admit it. You'd un-zip it.”

‟I can take a joke. I just _choose_ to leave you here.”

‟Of course I don't look like a ninja. A real ninja never does.”

‟Dreamers build castles in the sky. Engineers put foundations under them.”

About GWhited

Garon Whited was supposedly born in either 1969 or 1970; the original birth certificate is suspiciously unavailable and other records do not agree. After spending some years in college playing role-playing games, he finally settled down into a steady job working with computers—and still plays role-playing games. An affinity for science fiction and fantasy has condemned him to write whenever he has a chance, despite therapy involving shocks and rubber hoses. He claims he lives on this planet, but impartial observers have expressed some doubt. His address is in Texarkana.