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‟SEAT OF OUR PANTS PRODUCTION INC.”

‟I'm Wagging My Tail”

‟Dreamers build castles in the sky. Engineers put foundations under them.”

‟Of course I don't look like a ninja. A real ninja never does.”

‟VOTE DEMOCRAT! (Teach America a lesson)”

‟I can take a joke. I just _choose_ to leave you here.”

by LITTLEBONBON

‟Let Me Bless You With My Scent”

by LITTLEBONBON

‟Thunderous silence. Military intelligence. Liberal Republican. See a pattern?”

‟Obambi for President! Hope for Change.”

‟STAR WARS WAS A GOOD MOVIE, STAR TREK IS A LIFE STYLE”

by stargazer-01

‟Astronomy is Out of this World!”

by Bob the Octopus

‟Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”

‟Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Wizards”

by Bob the Octopus

‟Chief Ass Spelunker”

‟I'm whimsical, not stupid”

by Darwinwhispers

‟Oh The Randomness of Me!”

by Darwinwhispers

‟They Don't Talk Back”

by Darwinwhispers

‟Look Out...!!! It's a Trap!!!”

‟Buddha would use a laser pistol.”

‟Hunting with rocket launchers may not get much meat, but it's a lot more fun!”

‟Meat Is Murder. Let's go murder a deer.”

‟Do what any brave adventure would do... POKE IT WITH A STICK!!!”

‟The Red pill or the Blue pill huh...? Depends is the red one Cherry or Strawberry flavored”

‟I got Bawls... Do you have Bawls...?”

‟It's a trick, get an axe!”

‟I'm Just Here For The EXP.”

‟I may be ugly, but I can F@CK like a madman”

‟I Throw Donut flavored Rocks At Fat Girls”

‟Sofaking Awesome”

‟I'm not saying. I'm just saying.”

by PunditusMaximus

‟Don’t mind the human costume, my Bunny suit is at the dry cleaners”

‟Happy national Smack your dumb ass boss like the Bitch He or She is Day!”

‟XMAS OFFICE PARTY STUD”

‟XMAS OFFICE PARTY SLUT”

‟WOMEN CAN FAKE XMAS CHEER TOO!!”

‟CHICK MAGNET”

‟I'd ask you out but I only have a Charisma of 5... but I got a Dexterity of 50”

‟Have my slightly RETARDED baby”

‟Ya mamma's a Cock Smuggler”

‟Save the animals? Save ME!”

‟+1 Defence”

‟It's time to send a message to the Insurgents.... Send In Wal Mart”

‟Chinchilla”

‟Your Thoughts Lead To My Conclusions.”

‟Choose Life: Decide Not To Die.”

‟Dolphins are Overrated”

‟It's not chic to be excited”

‟This Was Prettier Than Imagined”

‟Humanity Is At My Core”

‟You are your own grandfather”

‟Silent, but deadly.”

‟a line of poetry saved my life”

‟You are the you mon amour”

‟My uniform has no face-concealing helmet. (Someday, I hope to be a Trusted Lieutenant.)”

‟The Earth is not enough! There must also be green cheese!”

‟I'm sorry, I don't speak Stupid!”

by Spacetraveler

‟If all the world's a stage..... I want a better script!”

by Spacetraveler

‟How 'bout I downgrade your planet!”

‟Do you get something more on an IQ test than drool?”

‟I am a ninja. Stop staring at me or I will have to kill you.”

‟It's not just that I'm Evil. I'm tragically understood.”

‟I'm good at Evil.”

‟I'll be gaming until I fail my Save vs. Wife.”

‟Hey, cutie. What's your alignment?”

‟I have an 18 Charisma!”

‟My T-shirt. Let me show you it.”

‟You gotta go North to get South from here...”

‟It is what it is...”

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