Frosty the Pimp was a jolly happy soul,
With a bong and a lot of bling
And his eyes were on his hoe’s.
Frosty the Pimp is an urban legend, they say,
He was made of snow but the tricks
Know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old pimp hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to slap them around.
O, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be,
And the ladies say he could laugh
And play as if you had viagra on I.V..
humpetty hump hump,
humpety hump hump,
Look at Frosty go.
humpetty hump hump,
humpety hump hump,
He can F*** like a mofo.
Frosty the Pimp knew
The 5-0 were hot on him that day,
So he said, “Let’s run and
We’ll have some fun
Now before they lock me away.”
Down to the village,
With a pimp’s cane in his hand,
strutting here and there all
Around the square showing,
That he’s a ladies’ man.
He led them down the streets of town
Right to the beat cop.
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler “Stop!”
For Frosty the pimp man
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
“I’ll be back again some day, biatch”
humpetty hump hump,
humpety hump hump,
Look at Frosty go.
humpetty hump hump,
humpety hump hump,
followed by his hoes.
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