I was born in a small town in SC. I lived there for 20 years, left, considered monasticism, travelled to Virginia, met someone in Atlanta, moved, got married, divorced, met the lady I’m still with 9+years later and then moved back to Virginia. In that time I remained a geek in spite of every effort to convert me.

I’m a writer, though my sole publishing credit is for flavor text in a RPG you’ve probably never heard of. Like 43% of the popluation, I aspire to be a novelist. Also like them, I make up statistics.

I own over twenty Nerf(tm) Guns. I’m not an adult. I’m a kid with a good budget and my own car.

Also, I’m currently raiding your refrigerator. Don’t worry, I’ll save you some.